Washed Her Mouth Out with Soap

Accidentally.

One of the funniest things I've even seen (sorry, Mya) happened today at Walmart. She was getting prepared to wash her hands in the bathroom and she was standing by the sink and looking up at the dispenser at least a foot over her head.

Thinking I would be helpful, I leaned over her head and gave the dispenser a push. A ivory squirt of soap landed right on Mya's tongue.